Three Lies and One Truth about the Moon
by Henry Normal
1. The moon only exists at night, and occasionally during the day, in summer
2. No-one has ever landed on the moon, and the Russian President knows this but promised his mum he wouldn’t say anything
3. The moon is a hollow spaceship inhabited by nazi rabbits that turn men into werewolves
4. If my heart was as big as the moon I couldn’t love you more
With kind permission of the poet